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remanth:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun
laughingsquid:

Softstop Barrier System Projects Giant Stop Sign on a Curtain of Water to Stop Motorists in Emergency

karlykamikazeandspiderman:

closer-each-day:

hiddles-girl:

-sunflowerseeds:

Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. 

so the legends are true

where are your sources

I’d like to conduct some tests on this subject

(Source: verityveritas)

cumbertrekky:

cumberbuddy:

superhiddlesday:

We’re so proud of you! You are bloody amazing!



A lot of the audiences I’ve seen the film with stay for Benedict’s name then leave.

People Who Get Me

the-nialler-river:

Jenna Marbles

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Kingsley

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Tyler Oakley

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Gibby

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Scott Disick

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(Source: tomlinsparkless)

msmorra:

Taking Sherlock quotes out of context is almost as fun as doing it with Supernatural.

How Benedict Cumberbatch takes a compliment:

  • Benedict: I do have a slightly strange face and, um, it's always marked me out as being somewhat period drama orientated, I guess. And, I--
  • Louise: Your face isn't strange.
  • Benedict: Why is--well, okay. Alright, thank you. Um....but anyway, my my sort of--yeah, anyway uh--it's weird! Um, but uh, I've got, yeah.
wearitasawormstach:

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad


fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

oh my god my blog is now complete

tardis221b:

tardis221b:

do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural

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